Hoops Cotter #43

Eminem will open for Hoops Cotter at his next concert.

Hoops Cotter #42

When Hoops Cotter sang, Simon Cowell applauded.

Hoops Cotter #35

Hoops Cotter taught Chris Rock the N word

Hoops Cotter #33

Lady Gaga deemed Hoops Cotter's wardrobe "too outrageous", even for her.

Hoops Cotter #30

Stuart Scott does not have a lazy eye. He just keeps one eye on a picture of Hoops Cotter for motivation

Hoops Cotter #29

Hoops Cotter holds Michael Vick-fights.

Hoops Cotter #28

Kanye West sat quietly and applauded while Hoops Cotter made his VMA acceptance speech.

Hoops Cotter #26

Hoops Cotter called Samuel L. Jackson a "motherfucker". Samuel responded by giving him a hug.

Hoops Cotter #25

Ed McMahon follows around Hoops Cotter just to follow up his jokes with a "hiyoooo".

Hoops Cotter #21

‎The Sopranos series finale ended abruptly by fading to black because Hoops Cotter turned off his TV.

Hoops Cotter #19

Hoops Cotter taught Cali Swag District how to "Dougie".

Hoops Cotter #13

Hoops Cotter created a hit black sitcom without Tyler Perry.

Hoops Cotter #12

When Elin found out Tiger had sex with Hoops Cotter, she wanted to remarry him.

Hoops Cotter #8

Hoops Cotter cured the STDs of the entire Jersey Shore cast.

Hoops Cotter #7

Hoops Cotter does more "smooshing" in a night than all 4 Jersey Shore guys do in a week

Hoops Cotter #6

Hoops Cotter made an adult film that won the Oscar for Best Picture in 1998