Saturday, September 25, 2010
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Monday, September 20, 2010
Hoops Cotter #41
When Brett Favre was making his decision whether or not to retire, the first question he asked was, "Is Hoops Cotter playing this year?"
Sunday, September 19, 2010
Friday, September 17, 2010
Hoops Cotter #38
Hoops Cotter was inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame during the 7th inning stretch of his first game.
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Hoops Cotter #37
Hoops Cotter wrote a book entitled, Thats It?, mocking the number of women that Wilt Chamberlin slept with.
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Hoops Cotter #31
Hoops Cotter has earned both a Purple Heart and the Medal of Honor in every war in American history.
Hoops Cotter #30
Stuart Scott does not have a lazy eye. He just keeps one eye on a picture of Hoops Cotter for motivation
Hoops Cotter #28
Kanye West sat quietly and applauded while Hoops Cotter made his VMA acceptance speech.
Hoops Cotter #27
Commissioner Roger Goodell called Hoops Cotter in for a meeting for disciplinary reasons. When the two left the meeting, Goodell had a 6 game suspension.
Hoops Cotter #26
Hoops Cotter called Samuel L. Jackson a "motherfucker". Samuel responded by giving him a hug.
Hoops Cotter #25
Ed McMahon follows around Hoops Cotter just to follow up his jokes with a "hiyoooo".
Hoops Cotter #24
Hoops Cotter is a graduate of every College/University in America. He never attended a class at any of them.
Hoops Cotter #23
Hoops Cotter’s football team went 19-0, twice. The only player besides him, his penis.
Hoops Cotter #22
When Hoops Cotter has sex with a girl, she goes to the doctor the next day with a case of "punctured innards".
Hoops Cotter #21
The Sopranos series finale ended abruptly by fading to black because Hoops Cotter turned off his TV.
Hoops Cotter #18
Hoops Cotter pitched 5 perfect games in his MLB career, all while drunk and on LSD.
Hoops Cotter #11
Hoops Cotter's penis successfully performed Tommy John surgery on Stephen Strasburg's pitching elbow. Strasburg was fully recovered in 7 weeks.
Hoops Cotter #10
Hoops Cotter sleeps standing up. Even more impressive, he uses his penis as a kick stand.
Hoops Cotter #7
Hoops Cotter does more "smooshing" in a night than all 4 Jersey Shore guys do in a week
Hoops Cotter #2
Hoops Cotter won the Heisman Trophy all 4 years of his college career. He didn't play football.
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